Once a week for 82 weeks . . . a new Dad Joke Haiku.
Saturday, July 22, 2017
Ball increased in size -
beyond my understanding -
until it hit me.
Sunday, July 16, 2017
While on the ferry
my sea sickness was awful . . .
but it came in waves.
At age twenty-three
he felt he had finally
arrived at his prime.
He kept honey bees
but they were bad for his health -
he broke out in hives.
After boiling them
in water for five minutes
eggs are hard to beat.
Had the formula
for invisibility
but it has vanished.
Some day, on the moon,
there will be a dining lounge -
with no atmosphere.
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